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  • Un-named story

    This is the beginning of a story i wrote, compared to my other wannabe novels, i got a long way on this one. I might start writing on it again ...

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  • My story: Prologue

    Prologue Dorin slowly forced his hands towards the fiery gloves. Even though he claimed he was never afraid, at that moment his hands were shaking violently. If you do this ...

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  • Atreyin: Chapter One

    i kinda liked the idea of wizards acting like normal people (aka, the job and stuff), so that is mostly what spawned this story Johnny stormed into my cubicle, and ...

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  • Captive of the Graybacks (temporary title)

    Hey everyone...i wrote this chapter of the story a long time ago, so some of the wording isn't that good, but i liked the plot and i really like what ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 1) Chocolate Bar

    this is a story that's set in future times, so it's a sci-fi, but it's also fantasy, so i just put it in A/A. anyways, it's called The Magic of ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 2) The Drop of a Pen

    Here's chapter two of The Magic of Chocolate. of course, comments and edits are welcome... Okay, I have now taken some (but not all, yet, I'll get to them all ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 3) Space Call

    Here's chapter three...if you don't know what the title is, then please look at the topic, or read THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS FIRST. Lol, see ya at the end of ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 4) On Trial

    here's chapter four Four On Trial The police caught the young man, after about an hour-long chase, and brought him into a small building that smelled like eggs. The man ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 5) Journal of a Prisoner

    Btw, all readers...i've decided that part one of this story will be called "The Magic of Chocolate", so that won't be the actual name of the story...also, part one is ...

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  • deductions from a couple of short poems

    Two Cents If you had two cents For everything you said Would you talk more? Or would you talk less? If your thoughts were worth Each one cent You would ...

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  • Around This Wooden Table

    this is a country-style song, so probably most of you won't want to read it...but if you do, thanks. Around This Wooden Table Verse 1 I was sittin’ at our ...

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  • Friend or Foe? Life or Death? Cougar or Crab?

    hey, my first PG-13 work! lol! this is just a short story i wrote, and i know that parts of it are pretty rough with grammar and wording, so feel ...

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  • Willie the Goldfish

    these are a couple of poems i wrote that both go by the name of "Willie the Goldfish". here's the limerick version: There once a goldfish named Will-ie Who was ...

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  • In the Land of the Purple Monkeys

    this was originally going to be a comedy (hence the NAME), but i made it more serious when i was writing. enjoy! ~IN~the~LAND~of~the~PURPLE~MONKEYS~ ‘Twas dark in the forestland of the ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 6) A Criminal Reunion

    This is chapter six of "The Magic of Chocolate", so please read 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 first (of course!! lol). Enjoy: Six A Criminal Reunion Dante sat on ...

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  • Football: the Pains and Joys

    Even if you don't like football, this is kind of more like a moral story than a total sports story.... I rated it PG-13 because the guy gets injured and ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 7) Needed Information

    Hey, thanks for continuing my story! (unless you're just hopping on from right here, in which case I suggest you go and find "The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 1) A ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 8) A Powerful Friend

    Okay, here it is...(obviously, if you haven't, you should read the first seven chapters before reading this.) By the way, this is an action/adventure novel for everyone who hasn't read ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter 9): One Last Meeting?

    If you haven't read this story yet, here's a link to chapter one: topic24783.html. Thanks to all my readers! Now, begin... Nine One Last Meeting? Dante pulled over to the ...

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  • Hell's Battlefield (formerly War: a Poem)

    Okay, I edited this, renamed it, and made it more about the characters thoughts towards war, instead of just random things about this battle. I've also made it a lot ...

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  • My Haikus

    Okay, this is a collection of my haikus. I was going to put up limericks and poems as well, but I realized that I’d already posted them up. (Willie the ...

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  • Human Nature

    Okay, here's my second full length poem. And by the way, the character isn't mentioned much, but all of this are his thoughts on the subject...anyways, begin. HUMAN NATURE I ...

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  • Dragon vs. Slayer

    Okay, here's my third poem. And I do realize that the rhymes seem very forced, but that's part of the point of the comedy. Enjoy--hopefully! DRAGON VS. SLAYER A dragon ...

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  • Wallpaper

    Okay, this is a try at non-rhyming poetry. I hope that the rhythm is okay, but personally, I like my rhyming poems better.... ~WALLPAPER~ I stood in a hallway And ...

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  • Thoughts of a Beautiful Field

    I stand alone In this huge field. I’m surrounded by grass Lush and perfectly green. There a trees around And a lake With sand near its sides. I feel that ...

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  • One Good that came from Crime

    One Good that came from Crime There’s a lady from the supermarket Sits at the counter by aisle ten. She puts a twenty In the cash drawer And deals out ...

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  • The Magic of Chocolate: (chapter ten) Skipping the Planet

    Ten Skipping the Planet After Dante called Brandon and arranged his space flight, he drove across Oklahoma to get to Bats, in New Mexico. It was a small, private zone ...

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  • The Emotion of Anger

    A piece of paper, Ripped to shreds. Blankets yanked apart, Now held by just a thread. A hole punched Into the wall, A bruised hand Shows it all. Clothes kicked ...

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  • Video Game Blues (Rock)

    Here it is! Muted low guitar riff for approx. 10-12 seconds XBox— 360, Bundled up—with The Wii. Both hooked, To my TV… Got Net games On my PC And when ...

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  • Trapped

    This is my most recent song: TRAPPED (Instruments: acoustic and electric guitar, drums, maybe keyboard.) Quick start—2 second instrumental before words Every day I drive My car To work So ...

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  • Reaper's Song #1

    Reaper's Song ~Joseph I walked into my six-year-old son, Daniel’s, room. He was already sitting in his bed, waiting for me to tell him goodnight. But what he said surprised ...

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  • Reaper's Song #2

    Here's part two: ~7~ ~The Windshark It was a calm night aboard the Windshark, so the Captain had everyone get a few hours of sleep. The sky was clear, and ...

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  • Reaper's Song #3

    ~Joseph By the time my wife entered Daniel’s room, I had started to get up, and had finally slowed my breathing down. “What happened?” my wife, Anna, asked. “Daniel said ...

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Pain is filtered in a poem so that it becomes finally, in the end, pleasure.
— Mark Strand